But seriously, even if you’ve got something better up your sleeve than these lame excuses, the young women of America have been subjected to advertising and spin since we were in diapers. Okay, so I admit that out of pity and a love of Kafka, I allowed fruit fly boy to crash on my couch. Blue balls, a yearning to “really understand” me, a fruit fly infestation back at the pad -*Sigh*- these are just a few of the half-baked explanations guys have offered me lately as reasons they should be coming up to my place. As one of my male friends explained: “If she isn’t engaging when we’re just sitting on the couch and talking, why would I want her in my bed?” Plus, when you don’t spend the whole night trying to impress me out of my clothes, you can actually put your mind to more important matters-like having a good time, for one.ģ) Spin Free. I like not being able to get away with murder just because I’m wearing the tiniest mini-skirt ever invented. Think of it as foreplay-the extended version.Ģ) Make me work for it. Don’t be afraid to make me go a little crazy for you. As much as I love sex, when you refuse me what I want most, it turns me on to no end. Believe it or not, some men are upping their game by eschewing hook-ups and putting off having sex in their relationships.ġ) Desire is maddening. What’s up with that? It’s no religious statement or social hang-up. Sexy, successful, single, and smart-these are men who could get laid any day of the week if they wanted to. That’s why I’ve been seeking out an increasingly rare breed of man-guys who take it slow.
But I don’t want to fast-forward through all those steamy daydreams and meaningful (albeit cheesy) glances. That’s because these days most men are skipping right over the period between the first kiss and the first screw and cutting right to the chase.
#KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS GIRL SERIES#
The Twilight series provides women with something they don’t get to experience much of any more.
I’m not saying I buy into the whole Twilight frenzy, but I’ve got to admit, Edward is so hot for Bella that his lust for her super-charges every scene, and it’s sexy. The stuff of summer camp, high school dances, and freshman dormitories.
The answer’s simple: Unfulfilled desire (i.e. Have you noticed how women are swooning over a pale little vampire named Edward? What’s this young vamp kid got that you don’t, right?
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